The Guild of Geeks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5608

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Votes:	1232	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	948027	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	280	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Villages Defended:	17
Votes:	9549	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	181

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Dragon Eggs Found:	5966
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5384
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Farms Harvested:	785	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimension Hops:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	6573	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0