The Groat Show: Level Up, Loot, Laughs – No Square Bounds!

Adventure, Boss Dungeons, Bounds, Casual, cMMO, Custom Items & Recipes, Custom World Generation, Custom-generated landscape, Discord, Economy, Friends, Groat, Jobs, laughs, LEVEL, Loot, Monsters, No P2W Ranks, Player Levelling/Rankup System, Raid, season-based, Server, Show, smp, Square, Survival, Veritable hoard, warrior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

New Minecraft Servers

The Grotto <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/bethesda-game-studios/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Grotto Minecraft Server

Join us at play.thegrotto.gg

About The Grotto

The Grotto is a 4-month season-based survival server, focused on creating a server that anyone can join and enjoy at any time. Whether you’re an adventurer looking to traverse our custom-generated landscape, a warrior ready to face off in our monstrous raid dungeons, or just a casual player looking to make friends and have a good time, we do our best to offer you the experience you’re looking for!

Core Features

Custom World Generation

Custom Items & Recipes

Boss Dungeons

No P2W Ranks

Player Levelling/Rankup System

McMMO

Jobs

Economy

Do remember though, that we offer far more than is listed here, you’ll just have to join us and see for yourself!

Interested?

If you’re interested in taking a look at The Grotto and the features we offer, we welcome you to join our Discord or connect to our Server with play.thegrotto.gg

FAQ

Q: How do I join The Grotto Minecraft Server?

A: You can join by connecting to play.thegrotto.gg

Q: Is there a custom world generation in The Grotto?

A: Yes, The Grotto offers custom world generation for a unique gameplay experience.

Q: Are there boss dungeons in The Grotto?

A: Yes, The Grotto features boss dungeons for players to challenge.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchantments Applied:	230
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5460	Endless Night Skies:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
New Chunks Explored:	488724	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	230
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Star Shards Collected:	126
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	552981
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Emeralds Found:	4406	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5888
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3023
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	101
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	3559	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!