The Greatlands Realm

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

New Minecraft Servers

|The Greatlands Realm| 17+

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🏰 Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! 🏰

✅The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?: ⚔️

✅This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!:

✅This is a project we’ve created by many different creators all around the world more than 2 years ago and has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many different players every year!

How Do I Join?

❗YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECIVE THE REALM CODE. https://discord.gg/yuqtjqbXW7

The Greatlands Realm trailer & other Greatlands related content please enjoy:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb\_3qOveUds

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Void Armor Forged:	20
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4955	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	99	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	7518	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	5519
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	14

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	672840

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	3498
Players Killed by Monsters:	5528	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!