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AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	678694
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	467	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	602
Mines Excavated:	1537	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7450
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Animals Bred:	182	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8363	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	148
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6624
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.