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BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	9873
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7010	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	256
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Crops Grown:	9913	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4397	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7412	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crops Grown:	3287	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	2718	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4183	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

Players:	109/800	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2