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MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2019	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	6853
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mines Excavated:	3595
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Farms Harvested:	130	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	486269
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1136

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1260
Animals Bred:	144	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2552
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	540887
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crops Grown:	8390	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	6487
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchantments Applied:	179

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

Players:	107/400	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mines Excavated:	2303	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Star Shards Collected:	289
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22