The Global Tavern 1.21 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1316	Star Shards Collected:	89
Dragons Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Farms Harvested:	541

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7455
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4599	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4879

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Potions Brewed:	106
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

GalaticCraft

Alien, asteroid, astronaut, black hole, comet, cosmology, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Factions, Galaxy, gravity, Interstellar, KitPvP, NASA, NEBULA, Planets, Raiding, Science, solar system, Space, Spaceship, Stars, Survival, Technology, Universe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	112
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Server in development, need people to try it ;D – Cool staff – Modified Attack speed PVP – Spawners – Kits – Event Gladiator – Custom OP enchantments like +Mending +Multishot) – much more!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	393902
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8