The Glitched SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	403	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Crops Grown:	5563	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7007	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4471	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Animals Bred:	166	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Potions Brewed:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9792
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	996	Love Letters Sent:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	1492	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	274	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6280
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14