The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	150
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Enchantments Applied:	58
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	198	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ores Mined:	6308
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!