Server Name	The Gates Of Valhalla
Grand Opening	TODAY
IP Address	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	Join our Discord

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mines Excavated:	1900	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	8219	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7797
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

starcraftbeta.enxada.host

New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Star Shards Collected:	137	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Farms Harvested:	347	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

node2.swdhst.com:2112

TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	4542
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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