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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	1748	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	49
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Animals Bred:	61	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5131	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1823	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Votes:	5618	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	136	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	101
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	106/800	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2983
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4