The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Towns Built:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Void Armor Forged:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Emeralds Found:	6553	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	70
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
Responsibilities	Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is experience required for moderating?	No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
Is this a paid job?	No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
Can this role be done part-time?	Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
How can I apply or get more information?	Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

climate, cold, Extreme Temperatures, hate, hate weather, hot, Minecraft, Seasons, Server, Temperature, Temperature Changes, temperature differentials, temperature fluctuations, temperature preferences, temperature ranges, variance, weather, weather annoyances, weather complaints, weather dislikes, weather extremes, weather frustrations, weather patterns, weather preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!