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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8439
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchantments Applied:	213	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	237	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8803

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	5365	Dragon Eggs Found:	8397
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3438	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	275	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.