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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mines Excavated:	2656
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	105
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ores Mined:	6544

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
New Chunks Explored:	886698	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	1642
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.