The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and wheat farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on the backs of llamas, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Love Letters Sent:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

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Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3125
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6772	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	737043
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

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PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

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FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mines Excavated:	1147	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zombie Dances:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Emeralds Found:	5250	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun