The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

athletes, babyfaces, Champions, Championship, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, Fed, Feds, grim, INTENSE, Minecraft, Performers, professional wrestling, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, storylines, Top, top two, wrestling, wwe

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	203
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3647
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	791	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Emeralds Found:	715	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2956	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	7133
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	1218	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	2724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	726
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	2265
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2557	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	3386	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!