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Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	190	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ores Mined:	5487
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	39

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	7284	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2106	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Towns Built:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	345279
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Buildings Constructed:	48

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	4373	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Votes:	4390	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1425
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Players:	106/100	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10