The-Farm MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Potions Brewed:	161	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3739	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Emeralds Found:	3675	Farms Harvested:	938
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3064	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	1908
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	150
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	152
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	298	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1382	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1560