Welcome to The Farm!
The Farm is a twist on popular prison and skyblock servers.
The Farm is a farming focused server, where you are given a magical hoe and an island and you must survive and become the richest player on the server.
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The Farm | Java & Bedrock
Blocky Veins Server
so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?DementiaBindiBan Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects everyone’s rights, even if they can’t consent to playing? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate based on cognitive abilities or bindi-wearing status.Join us for a wild time where even the most confused and distressed players can have a blast. Our staff may be Hindu, but don’t worry, they won’t be putting any red dots on your forehead without your permission.
Come join the fun and leave your worries at the door (or on your forehead, if that’s your thing). We promise not to suspend you for reporting any questionable behavior – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft a safe space for all, no matter their cognitive state.
ParentalPadSleeps
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!
Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!
TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.
Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot
NoFreeDiamondsOrElse
Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!