Welcome to The Farm!
The Farm is a twist on popular prison and skyblock servers.
The Farm is a farming focused server, where you are given a magical hoe and an island and you must survive and become the richest player on the server.
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The Farm | Java & Bedrock
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BlockyDwell Minecraft Server
Are you tired of real-life responsibilities weighing you down? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!On our server, you can forget about paying rent or student loans. Instead, focus on gathering resources, exploring new lands, and battling virtual monsters. No more long hours at a warehouse job, just endless fun in the world of Minecraft!
And don’t worry about your in-game family needing your support. They can take care of themselves while you embark on epic quests and build epic structures. Plus, there’s no guilt trip for not contributing more – it’s all about having a good time!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life worries behind. Who needs anxiety and Asperger’s syndrome evaluations when you can be a Minecraft master? Let’s build a virtual vacation home together, without any blame for selling it at a loss!
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RingQuest: Hubby Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server where promises are kept and wedding rings are not lost down storm drains? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that all lost items will be retrieved in a timely manner, even if they end up in the most ridiculous places.Our server is so dedicated to keeping promises that even if your husband drops his wedding ring down a storm drain, we will send a team of Minecraft experts to retrieve it for him. No more excuses about it being “icky” down there – we’ll get the job done!
And if your husband still doesn’t understand the importance of wearing a wedding ring, don’t worry – we’ll make sure he gets the message loud and clear. Join our server now and experience the most outrageous adventures and promises kept in the world of Minecraft!
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BlockyBeautyQueen
Are you tired of being stuck in boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner derpiness and have a blast!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are so ridiculously good-looking that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer jealousy. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and take selfies with us.
But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, on our server, even the ugliest block can be turned into a masterpiece with a little bit of imagination and a whole lot of silliness.
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TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!
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Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server
haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?