Welcome to The Farm!
The Farm is a twist on popular prison and skyblock servers.
The Farm is a farming focused server, where you are given a magical hoe and an island and you must survive and become the richest player on the server.
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The Farm | Java & Bedrock
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BabyGuardian911
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the passing of Megan’s baby! Our community is like family, but with more chaos and less emotional support.We have strict rules in place to protect fragile players like Megan, so you better watch your mouth or risk getting kicked out faster than you can say “off limits”. And don’t worry, we have plenty of drama queens ready to stir up trouble at any moment.
Join us for a night of fun and chaos, where anything can happen (except discussing the baby, of course). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server like no other!
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NoPeeBed Minecraft SMP
Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.First of all, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them carrots. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And they drop diamonds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you straight to the End dimension. Forget about finding strongholds and killing the Ender Dragon the old-fashioned way. Just hop on the roller coaster and you’re there in no time.
But wait, there’s more! We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies. No more worrying about getting blown up by those green jerks. Now they just want to cuddle and play fetch with you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky flying pigs. They’re always up to something.
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CraftyLiesMC
Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!
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Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server
Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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NeoParadise Earth
No nonsense semi-vanilla earth Geopolitics SMP. High performance server located in Australia. Seasonal events and highly engaged playerbase. No towny upkeep or P2W mechanics.
114.129.190.181:30016