The Fake SMP: Full vanilla, Zero Ranks, Lots of Claims, No Crates, No Homes!

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The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Real SMP. This is a friendly and welcoming server. We invite all types of players. We made this SMP at the start of this year and strive to make it better every day.

Features:

Feature	Description
Homes and Warps	Allowing players to teleport to previous locations instead of traveling long distances.
Community Spawn	A safe place to trade and build without griefing and raiding.
Player Cosmetics	Enjoy a range of player cosmetics for FREE!

Rules:

No inappropriate language

The use of profanity should be kept to a minimum. However, any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited.

No cheating

We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players: “hacks”, “cheats”. You may use mods like minimap and other mods that don’t change the game completely. Shaders are allowed.

Appeal Information

If you are ever banned on our Minecraft server, appeal here.

Socials:

Discord Server: Click Here
Website: Click Here

How to join:

Server IP: mc.therealsmp.com

We welcome you! So, join today…

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How can I join The Real SMP server?

To join our server, simply use the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on The Real SMP?

Yes, please refer to our Rules section above, including no inappropriate language and no cheating.

3. How can I appeal if I get banned from the server?

If you are banned, you can appeal by visiting our appeal page here.

4. Are there any player cosmetics available on the server?

Yes, players can enjoy a range of player cosmetics for free on The Real SMP.

5. Is griefing and raiding allowed on The Real SMP?

No, we have a Community Spawn where players can trade and build without griefing and raiding.

6. Can I use mods on The Real SMP server?

We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players. Mods like minimap and shaders are allowed.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the oatmeal diet like never before.

Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1837	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RiverRageCraft

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lol come join our minecraft server where everything is DEAD just like this river in Ukraine 😂 we got so much ecocide going on, you won’t believe your eyes! swim in toxic waste, mine for contaminated diamonds, and battle mutated mobs! it’s a post-apocalyptic paradise, baby! hurry up and join before the whole world collapses into chaos! 💀🌍 #minecraft #apocalypse #joinus

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Levian Nexus: Where Minecraft is more complicated than explaining the plot of a Christopher Nolan movie.

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Minecraft Server Overview

We have 5 servers running on the system right now. FTB Revelation is the oldest with three others about 2 months old. The servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, so there’s always someone to talk to even if you’re only interested in a quiet pack like Stoneblock 3. Come in, check things out, say hi. We’re here to play.

We just retired a modpack and replaced it with MC Eternal! Map is about a week old at this point.

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v4.5	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v0.60	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Stoneblock 3	v1.11.0	stoneblock.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus
MC Eternal	v1.6.2.3	mce.levian.nexus

The servers are public, but I do want to encourage you to join our Discord server to keep up to date with happenings. https://discord.gg/exxXQUayNR

FAQ – Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the corresponding IP address provided in the table above.

2. Can I join multiple servers at once?

No, you can only be connected to one server at a time.

3. Is it possible to switch between servers?

Yes, you can disconnect from one server and join another using the IP address of the desired server.

4. Are the servers open to everyone?

Yes, the servers are public and anyone can join.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Farms Harvested:	330
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPeenPurge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	2166
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchantments Applied:	127
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	5030
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	6958
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4