The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2196	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	5140	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2216	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	118
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	226303
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	959	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	8980	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2116	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6223	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	9081
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!