| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4531 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 672 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9321 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1211 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 185 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9515 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1935 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 238 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2733 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4129 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2446 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4602 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5692 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5572 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 169 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1985 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2244 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2224 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1576 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5971 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 130 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 40 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6953 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9349 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1721 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4910 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
