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Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5289	Zombie Dances:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Votes:	8218
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6450
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7384	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	694660
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	285
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Animals Bred:	74	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Emeralds Found:	1124
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ores Mined:	7370	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	915946

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

Players:	110/700	Votes:	8004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Dragon Eggs Found:	8486	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12