| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1668 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
let’s build a kingdom
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6664 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4934 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 340 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7964 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 168 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 109 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 207 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Crops Grown: | 1550 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4508 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7241 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 964 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8454 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2802 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 2931 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3036 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2503 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2486 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 397 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 214 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2815 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9981 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2340 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 933516 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5532 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 8809 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 230 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2645 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1343 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 282 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8601 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 143 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4566 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 321 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 289 | Magic Items Found: | 7641 |
| Farms Harvested: | 791 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Votes: | 2582 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 129 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
