and I stumbled upon this Minecraft server that literally shoots out diamonds instead of arrows when you shoot a bow. I mean, who needs weapons when you can just bling your enemies to death? Plus, the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinks-A-Lot who gives out quests like “Retrieve the Golden Carrot of Destiny from the evil Bunny Kingdom.” Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a flying pig into battle while wearing a diamond crown and a tutu. Join this server now and let the madness begin!
