The Enderman Society Season 6! ┊Hermitcraft-like Semi Vanilla SMP ┊JAVA 1.21

1.21, 121server, 121smp, 121vanilla, amazing, Big Projects, Community, Communitydriven, diamonds, Discord, districts, Enderman Society, friendly community, Friendlystaff, Gaming, Grief Protection, Helpfulplayers, Helpfulstaff, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, Hermitcraftinspired, java, Live Map, Minecraft, PvP, Pvptoggle, season 6, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Semivanillasmp, Server, shopping, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Survival, Survivalserver, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, whitelist only

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to The Enderman Society MC!

We will launch Season 6 on the 5th of July 2024

We are driven to provide a friendly, engaging and fair Minecraft community for everyone. Our server is intended to be a place to have fun alone or with your friends.We are a Minecraft semi-vanilla server with a friendly community, districts and big projects in mind. We aim to offer a true-to vanilla survival experience, adding a few quality of life vanilla-tweaks.

Friendly & helpful community with over 200 members!Active owners & mature staff teamPVP is toggleableGaming & Shopping District (currency being diamonds)Whitelist OnlyLive Map of our 20k x 20k MapGrief protection against griefers and hackers!

Come join us today and meet our awesome community! Join us on Discord!

66.59.208.236:25564

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3384
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4475
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	588
Dragon Eggs Found:	6051	Mines Excavated:	3572
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	New Chunks Explored:	844975
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Animals Bred:	103

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3824

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Farms Harvested:	801	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3167
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	9522
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	127	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	747
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Items Found:	2030	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6963	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro