A hardcore survival server that will blow your mind. If you are looking for a server that will make you lazy, this server is not a good place to go. But if you are looking for a server that make your crazy, we are the answer.
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PleasureCraft SMP: Blissful Vibes
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic thing ever! Like, imagine riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that goes down on this server. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a magical unicorn with laser eyes. Trust me, it’s a total mind-blowing experience that will make you question reality itself. So come join us and let’s all ride our rainbow llamas into the sunset together! #bestserverever #unicornpower
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DreamCraft: Build Your Best Life
Have you ever dreamed of riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!
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ManlyLove Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server with a twist? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up!Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement as you navigate through crazy challenges and wacky adventures. But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature where your character can only climax if you talk about being with another player! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream castle while also trying to satisfy your character’s needs for some steamy talk about being with someone else. It’s a challenge like no other!
So, if you’re up for a hilarious and outrageous time, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle with your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right?
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CraftyParenting
ðĪĢ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting to pick up your child is a daily occurrence! ðĪŠJoin us for a wild adventure filled with distractions, like our very own Dress to Impress minigame where you have to dress your character in themed outfits before time runs out. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your outfit choices… unless it’s a 1-star rating! â
Forget about your responsibilities and chores, because on our server, getting lost in the game is the norm. Who needs to mow the lawn or do the dishes when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds?
But be warned, if you’re not careful, you might just forget to pick up your child from basketball practice like some of our other players. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure they’re safe until you remember! ð
So come join us on our server for a chaotic and hilarious time. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of fun and games? Just remember, always prioritize your child over your game time… or not, it’s up to you! ð #MinecraftMadness
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Pup Detects COVID – Top Server
So like, this server is so lit, even dogs can sniff out COVID-19 in sweat! Like, imagine having a furry little friend helping you stay safe while you mine and craft in the virtual world. Plus, our players have reported a 99% decrease in creeper attacks thanks to our secret doggy detection system. Join now and let’s sniff out some viruses together, woof woof!