The Drunken Hoof | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

Appearance, beauty standards, celebrity look-alike, celebrity transformations, controversial transformations, cosmetic procedures, debate, extreme transformations, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Master, media scrutiny, Minecraft, personal choices, physical enhancements, plastic surgery, plastic surgery disasters, plastic surgery mishaps, public perception, Sandrine, self-image, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	193	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

caring nature, comforting presence, compassionate heart, Emotional support, happy memories, lifelong connection, Loving gestures, maternal instincts, MommaMinecraftSMP, mother-daughter bond, nurturing presence, open communication, positive role model, quality time, safe haven, strong family bond, supportive figure, trust and respect, unconditional love, warm embrace, wisdom and guidance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	527126	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Lair

Adulthood, Boundaries, Children of Narcissists, coping mechanisms, EgoCraft, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Healing Process, inner child healing, Lair, mental health, NARCISSISTS, personal growth, resilience, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-esteem issues, Struggles, support systems, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Items Found:	3238
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, haunted by memories of your narcissistic parents? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their toxic behavior! Our community of survivors will help you heal and thrive in a world where the only creepers are the ones you can actually see coming. So come on, join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

armed conflict, battlefield losses, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global tensions, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kim Jong-un, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Noobs, north, North Koreans, Russian forces, Ukraine, Ukraine’s president, Vladimir Putin, war casualties, world politics, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	44	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

DarkTime – Unforgettable server Minecraft server

Anarchy, DarkTime, donation, Donations, Duels, Empire, Free Donations, Ft, Minecraft, No Dupe, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, unforgettable, Without Anticheat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	2907	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Copy of FT Free donation! Create your own empire.

darktime.mspt.xyz

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Daring, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, hand in hand, Immersive, Journey, landscape, Majestic, mettle, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Unveil, vision

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Alien Abductions:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	247
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

Q: What is this Minecraft server about?

A: This Minecraft server is an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration. Players can traverse through landscapes with hidden secrets, craft majestic structures, embark on daring quests, and immerse themselves in a realm that combines fantasy and reality.

Q: How many realms are available to join?

A: There are 3 realms you can join, each with its unique realm code.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, use one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

Q: Is there a community for this server?

A: Yes, there is an exclusive community for players to join where adventure and discovery go hand in hand. Join the discord server at https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Ethereal Realms 1.20

Ethereal, No. 929205812 Anonymous ya Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Secrets Intrigue Identity Unknown Enigma Clues Puzzle Uncover Hidden Mysterious Discovery, Realms

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Hey you! Yes, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build your dream world and fight off evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered around the map waiting for you to discover them. And did I mention the dancing llamas? Yeah, we got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust me, your diamond armor will thank you later.

No Racism Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Brazilians, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, day one, Diversity, Empathy, equality, global citizenship, inclusion, intercultural communication, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racial bias, racism, Respect, sensitivity training, smp, social awareness, Stereotypes, tolerance, trying not to be racist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with crazy shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond llama, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and try not to accidentally blow up our own houses with TNT (again).

But beware, on “trying not to be racist against Brazilians day one”, things can get a little…interesting. You never know when a group of mischievous pandas will prank you by replacing all your blocks with pink wool or when a herd of derpy cows will start a dance party in the middle of your base.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally unleash the wrath of the Ender Dragon on the entire server. Oops!

CreepyCraft – Tell Me Your Secrets

boundary crossing, boundary violation, creepy, creepy comments, creepy encounters, creepy experiences, creepycraft, Disturbing, Harassment, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate gestures, inappropriate interactions, inappropriate language, inappropriate remarks, personal space invasion, Secrets, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable situations, unsettling, unwanted advances

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	8955
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	131

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is a spider sneaking up on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter things that will make your skin crawl faster than a creeper about to explode!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate jokes from skeletons, have zombies whisper creepy secrets in your ear, and get chased by endermen who just want to give you a hug (or maybe steal your blocks, who knows?).

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the weirdest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Infinity Cube Server

application, Builders, Cube, Discord, Dynmap, experienced, forever.., home, Infinity, Longterm, Mods, nether portals, progress, restrictions, Server, smp, Spawn, tp, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21.4
Mods	TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals

Infinity Cube Server FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal of the server is to have fun, enjoy the game, and make friends while playing Minecraft. Experienced builders are encouraged to join, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server recently reset most chunks in the world, creating a fresh experience on version 1.21.4. The server has a few mods installed for convenience, with minimal restrictions on client-side mods.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3
Visit the website for more information and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel.

Thank you for considering joining the Infinity Cube Server!

Latin vs South Asia 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2030, Asia, comparison, Competition, cultural diversity, demographics, Development, DOMINANCE, economic growth, emerging markets, forecast, Global influence, Infrastructure, Investment, latin, Latin America, political landscape, regional power, South, South Asia, Technology, Trade, trends

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Bro, forget about 2030, come join our Minecraft server and dominate right now!

We got creepers that explode rainbows and pigs that fly with jetpacks.

Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a unicorn.

Who needs to worry about the future when you can have this much fun in the present?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BauBau’s Funny Minecraft SMP – The FUWAMOCO Chronicles

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Chronicles, debut, funny, fuwamoco, gift giving, hololive, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, Schedule, smp, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, virtual youtuber, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	9941
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	2831
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for our Gift-giving Edition where we exchange virtual gifts that will blow your mind (not really, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, a tune that will have you dancing in your mine shaft for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on our debut and 3D debut performances – they’re so epic, even the Ender Dragon would shed a tear.

Want more? Check out our unarchived content filled with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab some merch from our Abyssgard collection – because who doesn’t want to rock a Fuwawa or Mococo hoodie while mining diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for some baubau-related content that will make your Minecraft experience one for the history books. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the Creeper bar).

JeansCraft: No Dress Code, Just Blocks!

blocks, Champion, Chess, Code, Competition, controversy, discipline, disqualified, dress, dress code, fashion, fide, grandmaster, Jeans, JeansCraft, magnus carlsen, norway, Outfit, Professionalism, rules, Sportsmanship, Tournament, World Blitz Championship, World Rapid Championship

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3508	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna laugh ur butt off? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the funniest place ever. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

also, guess what? magnus carlsen got kicked out of our server for wearing jeans. can u believe it? apparently, our server has a strict dress code of only diamond armor and elytra. sorry, magnus, maybe next time.

but seriously, if u wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, come join us. we promise u won’t regret it (unless u forget to bring ur sense of humor, then u might regret it a little).

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, Beta, Builds, community-driven, Cross-Platform Support, device compatibility, Discord, Explore, gameplay enhancements, Grief Protection, java, Join, multiplayer, player-driven economy, Report, Shop Control, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Website, World Resets

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Goal	To provide a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay
Features	Survival Gameplay Grief Protection Player-Driven Economy Cross-Platform Support
Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Community Links	Website Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have Grief Protection in place to prevent players from griefing others’ builds.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, we support a player-driven economy where you can run your own shop and control the economy.

Q: Is the server compatible with different devices?

A: Yes, we offer Cross-Platform Support, allowing players to join from any device.

Q: How can I report issues or provide feedback?

A: You can join our Discord community and share any game-breaking issues, suggestions, or feedback with us.

Q: Is the server still in development?

A: Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, so please bear with us as we continue to improve and develop the server.

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Animals Bred:	62
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0