The Drunken Hoof | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyHeist: No Consequences

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	4218	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	4497

Have you ever dreamed of being a master thief without any consequences? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest criminal fantasies without fear of getting caught! Join us and experience the thrill of robbing virtual banks and getting away with it every time. Who needs a regular job when you can make a fortune stealing virtual diamonds and gold? So come on, join us and let your inner criminal run wild!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1162	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	902	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Votes:	6000	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crops Grown:	9233
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	67	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	958222	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	126
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Animals Bred:	183
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	6489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ores Mined:	806	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4