The Drunken Hoof | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, drive home, drop off, Friend, FriendZoneCraft, gym, Hangout, Hometown, HOURS, Late, midnight, Minecraft, Pick up, sat nav, Server, Talk, tired, town centre, Uber, uber home, Waiting, work

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, dog, elderly dog, family, fostering kittens, Grandma, GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong, pet care, pet sitter, pet sitting agreement, pet sitting business, pet sitting expectations, pet sitting guidelines, pet sitting policies, pet sitting rates, pet sitting responsibilities, pet sitting services, rescue animals, Trust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments in bed, bedroom banter, bedroom confessions, best thing said in bed, BlockyBedBanter, compliments in bed, cringeworthy comments, dirty talk, embarrassing moments in bed, funny things said in bed, hurtful words, insults in bed, intimate conversations, memorable moments in bed, passionate declarations, pillow talk, romantic words, sexy comments, Sweet nothings, unexpected comments in bed, worst thing said in bed

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Towns Built:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, players have reported hearing creepers whispering sweet nothings in their ears as they mine for diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant bed out of wool and tried to sleep in it – let’s just say it didn’t end well. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns in the sheets… I mean, blocks.

CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Falling into the Void:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	269919
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	2269

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Void Gems Collected:	28
Farms Harvested:	124	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchantments Applied:	76
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9570
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Players:	97/400	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39