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Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Cartoon Spanish, cartoony, Communication, Craft, Cultural differences, dialect, ebonics, guey, Hispanic, Language, latin, Latinos, Latinx, linguistics, mexican spanish, mexico city, Neutered Spanish, Slang, Slur, soulless, Stereotypes, TV Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3400	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP, Communication, Confidence, Emotional Abuse, emotional well being, empowerment, healthy relationships, love yourself, mental health, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	4509	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

#smokecraft, chronic kidney disease, CKD, confounding factors, diabetes, Fun, health risks, hypertension, kidney, kidney damage, kidney function, kidney health, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, mediators, observational studies, preventative measures, public health, research findings, Risk, risk factors, smoking, smoking effects, smoking habits

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Animals Bred:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Farms Harvested:	925
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, survivalcraftrus, vanilla server, Woodcraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! -WoodCraft survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

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Ironclad Factions

Abilities, Allies, battle, Community, Defending, DOMINATE, Economy, Enchants, Factions, Fair Play, gameplay, Ironclad, Land, Minecraft, Raiding, Respect, rules, Server, Skills, strategy, teamwork, Trading

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Minecraft Server

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different: – Lifesteal Mechanics – Custom Enchantments – Faction Commands – PVP Enabled – Economy & Trading – Skill Progression

Rules: – No Hacking/Xray – No Duping – No Homophobic/Racist Language – No Exploits – Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
Are there any language restrictions?	Yes, no homophobic or racist language is allowed.
Can I exploit glitches or bugs?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is not allowed.
How should I treat the staff?	Respect the staff and follow their guidance to keep the community positive.

Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, animal instincts, animal kingdom, Animals, big cat, big cats, Feline, leopards, Lions, mating, mating patterns, mating rituals, predator behavior, PREDATORS, Realm, Reproduction, reproduction habits, sex, sexual behavior, Tigers, Wild, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Items Found:	5490
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	8865	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because we got big cats for big sex! I’m talking lions, tigers, cheetahs, all ready to get freaky with you in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can ride around on a giant tiger and conquer the land like a true beast master.

And the best part? The bigger the cat, the better the sex! So come on and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

EuthanasiaMD SMP

ALS, assisted suicide, bioethics, Cancer, dementia, end of life care, euthanasia debate, EuthanasiaMD, Healthcare, healthcare system, Huntington’s disease, legal issues, medical decision making, Medical Ethics, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient rights, physician assisted euthanasia, quality of life, smp, terminal illness, Usa

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	123
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?

Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!

BlockyBootyCraft

attraction, BlockyBootyCraft, Communication, Connection, consent, DATING, desire, emotions, Intimacy, love, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, romance, sex, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9875

Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

QatarCraft TV Banned!

Al Jazeera, arab world, banned, Broadcast, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, Government, international relations, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, palestinian authority, Politics, press freedom, qatar, QatarCraft, suspension, temporary, TV

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Votes:	7478	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!

SITE-19: Roleplay

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, foundation, groups of interest, Lag, like-minded people, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp server, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP-Themed, Site19, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation?	Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency.
Is there lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay.
What events are hosted on the server?	Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Naked Adventure Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult content, Adventure, bar censors, body positivity, Censorship, censorship in games, Character customization, controversial game, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist game, Gaming, Indie developer, indie game, Land, mature themes, naked, naked lady, non porn game, nudity, steam game, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – you can play as a naked lady with bar censors! I mean, who wouldn’t want to run around in a pixelated world as a censored naked chick, am I right? It’s like the ultimate freedom of expression, man. Plus, you can build some epic pixel art of boobs and butts. It’s like a virtual art gallery of NSFW goodness. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner perv run wild!

UglyDudeDatingPro

attractiveness, body image, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, Dating confidence, dating struggles, dating tips, Insecurity, personal development, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Social Skills, ugly man, UglyDudeDatingPro, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be drowning in diamonds and dates in no time. Our players are so charming, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer admiration. Plus, our custom mods will give you a makeover so hot, even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your number. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start swiping right on success!

Moody SMP

Billionaire City, Challenges, classic SMP, Community, Custom armor sets, Custom Biomes, Custom World Generation, Difficulty, Discord, Features, gameplay, Ip:, Lore, lore accurate furniture, mobs, MOOD system, moody, Quests, Seasons, smp, Unique Server, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2661	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2

MoodySMP Overview

Features
An ever unravelling lore for you to discover!
A unique MOOD system
Dungeons
Towny, including the ability to create your own nation and go to war
Custom world generation (with custom biomes)
Seasons (changing the look and feel of the world)
Quests
Custom armour sets and mobs
Lore accurate furniture (that you can buy)
A new world with randomly generating structures to loot
Many new challenges (Mobs, Moods & More)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is MoodySMP?	MoodySMP is a vanilla+ SMP server with a unique blend of gameplay features and difficulties.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: billionaire.city
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at billionaire.city/discord
What kind of features does MoodySMP offer?	MoodySMP offers an ever-unravelling lore, unique MOOD system, dungeons, Towny, custom world generation, seasons, quests, custom armour sets and mobs, lore accurate furniture, and more.

Dream Team Chronicles 1.20.3

1.20.3, athletes, Basketball, Challenges, Chronicles, COMEBACK, Competition, Downfall, dream, dream team, Failure, History, le dream team, leadership, Legacy, motivation, perseverance, setbacks, sports, success, TEAM, teamwork, What Happened

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about the boring old dream team, they ain’t got nothin’ on us!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas! You won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you.

We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Awful, bad experience, detest, Disgusting, Food, gross, Horrible, Minecraft, nauseating, never again, never eat again, NoMoreTofuPlz, Refuse, regret, Repulsive, revolting, smp, Taste, unappetizing, Unpleasant, vomit-inducing, yuck

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	3947	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	2510
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1