The Domesticated Human – Minecraft SMP

#Affini, #best_interests, #collective_kink_writing, #consensual_nonconsent, #Florets, #Human_Domestication_Guide, #hypercapitalist_hellscape, #kink_writing_project, #outer_space, #precursor_civilization, #public_speaking, #Xenodrugs, AO3, care, discussion, domesticated, Drugs, Fiction, Human, Minecraft, Pets, ROM, smp, Wiki

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8367	Farms Harvested:	651
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Imagine a world where aliens from outer space, known as the Affini, are determined to domesticate humanity using Xenodrugs. Yes, you heard that right – they want to turn us all into their beloved Florets, whether we like it or not! But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about human domestication, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, care, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even become a beloved Floret yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ores Mined:	8585
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3892
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1741	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ores Mined:	504

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	1579
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4963
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	84	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	388	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!