The Divide Continues Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4789	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	2113	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	209	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4605
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Void Gems Collected:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	2764

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	78	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	737	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7856	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6298	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ores Mined:	7855	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	101/400	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3