> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

Director, Directors, Disguised, fetish, long tail tag, Minecraft, poorly disguised, Poorly.., smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2098	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3243
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1272	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	7628	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Animals Bred:	61
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	827552	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	1542
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.