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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2584 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8545 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!