The devil
The devil
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UkraineCraft Server: No Drones, Just Fun!
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even zelensky would wanna play on it. like, there was this one time when a drone attack happened on new year’s eve, but u know what? ukraine was still chillin cuz they were too busy playin on this server. russia was all like “oh no, we gotta hurt ukraine” but ukraine was like “nah bro, we too busy buildin epic castles and stuff on this server”. so yeah, if u wanna be as cool as ukraine and zelensky, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s the bomb diggity.
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KyivCraft: Drone Wars
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian drones attacking Kyiv and causing chaos all over the place! 2 civilians dead, 6 injured, and even the Central Bank got messed up! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now to experience the thrill of dodging drones and rebuilding the city like a boss! Plus, who knows what other crazy events will happen next? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!
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2000s Minecraft War Server
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN A NETHER PORTAL ON FIRE!WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, MORE THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT! AND OUR BUILDERS? THEY’RE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A PIG INTO A PALACE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT’S SAID THAT NOTCH HIMSELF LOGS ON TO PLAY WHEN HE NEEDS A BREAK FROM DEVELOPING THE GAME. TRUE STORY, BRO.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE RIDING A MINECART STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
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PartyCraft: Electorally Rewarded Governors
so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and do whatever u want? well this server is like that, but crazier! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all ur blocky friends.u wanna elect a president of ur own in this server? well guess what, u can! and they can totally ignore any supreme court decisions they don’t like. who needs rules when u have a disco party underground, amirite?
join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. who needs reality when u can have flying pigs and talking cows? come join the fun, u won’t regret it!
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PixelPulse – Adventure Quest 1.21.3
Yo, bros and broettes, have you seen the latest trailer for Season 14 of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a Winter Wonderland up in here, bringing all the holiday cheer straight to your blocky doorstep! The director is even wishing us Happy Holidays, like, how cool is that?But wait, there’s more! They got 6v6 playtests happening in Season 14, so you can show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition. And don’t even get me started on the new tank and Venture skins – it’s like Christmas came early!
If you’re into comics, short stories, and music, this server has got you covered. Plus, they’re collabing with Avatar: The Last Airbender soon, so get ready for some epic crossover action.
And if you need to stay updated on all things Overwatch, they’ve got links to the latest patch notes, the Overwatch Wiki, dev trackers, and even an esports section. Oh, and they’ve got spam filters for Mercy and Kiriko, because who needs that nonsense cluttering up chat?
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).