The Danklands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	277
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	8232

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8007	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	287
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Crops Grown:	3353	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Farms Harvested:	833	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	235
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4130
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9704	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Votes:	7657
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Star Shards Collected:	120	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crops Grown:	5018
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	660830	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Star Shards Collected:	143
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Star Shards Collected:	117	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2805	Potions Brewed:	83
Void Gems Collected:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1