The Dank Den | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8543
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	5962	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	1141	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5912	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	814
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	288
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3833	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

Players:	107/700	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5