The Cupboard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4873	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	5788
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	59
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	8617
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mines Excavated:	3444	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	4597	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	145
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8