Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

    Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • “Why Did They Do It?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Did They Do It?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Real Bros Minecraft Server

    Real Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans
    Welcome to Late Night General Geega Part 52! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as they come.

    Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

    But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

    Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

    Blocky Poop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a player who claims to have a scat fetish and insists on incorporating it into every aspect of the game. From building poop-themed structures to organizing scat-themed events, this player’s unique passion will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just be prepared for some interesting conversations about bodily functions!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • So it happened again Minecraft SMP

    So it happened again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists like another white British woman getting stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant…just kidding! But seriously, our server is where the action is at. So come join us and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the server with your mad skills and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Gender Reveal Minecraft Server

    Gender Reveal Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to the age-old question: is xe a boy or a girl? Our server is filled with mystery and intrigue, where players must solve riddles and complete challenges to uncover the truth about xe’s gender. But be warned, the answer may not be what you expect!

    Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 127
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General

    Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt monsters, craft epic armor sets, and even ride dragons into battle!

    Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.

    But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Threads Minecraft Server

    Crafty Threads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server, “edizione delle culle piene”, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?

    Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.

    So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

    3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server

    Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Confused Minecraft SMP Player

    Confused Minecraft SMP Player
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we debate the ethics of abortion while building giant pixel art statues of fetuses! Our server is filled with wacky discussions and outrageous theories about when life truly begins. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates while battling mobs and dodging creepers. Come join us for a wild and controversial adventure!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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