Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	1174
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61
Animals Bred:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Villages Defended:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crops Grown:	2747	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9177	Magic Items Found:	1145
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

NoPartyForFH-MineCraft

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coordination, family dynamics, family expectations, in-laws, last minute plans, mental health, NoPartyForFHMineCraft, parents, Prioritizing, project management, rescheduling, Scheduling, venue tour, wedding planner, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding tasting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3884
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	385566	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?

And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.

So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!

BlockPartyFever

amazement, appreciation, Bliss, BlockPartyFever, compassion, Connection, Contentment, ecstasy, Empathy, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, joy, love, Peace, Serenity, Tranquility, Wonder

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers just that and more! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of a lava pit. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

BlockyProtestSq

activism, anti-government, belgrade, BlockyProtestSq, civil disobedience, Crowd, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, mass protest, opposition, Political, political change, populist, president, protest, public square, resistance, Serbia, social movement

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
New Chunks Explored:	602120	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

u kno wat u shuld be protestin against? not bein on our amazin minecraft server! we got more fun than a protest in belgrade square, trust me. u can build ur own castle and then have a epic battle with ur friends, just like the serbians fightin against their president. but instead of tear gas, we got creepers blowin up ur hard work. join now and be part of the revolution, the minecraft revolution!

Old Family Feud Minecraft Server

Black Lives Matter, civil rights, cultural divide, discrimination, Diversity, equality, family, family feud, feud, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Justice, Minecraft, minority rights, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racism, Server, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only feud you’ll have is with the creepers! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing. our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join the party.

if you’re tired of boring old servers, come hang out with us where we have diamond armor fashion shows and build battles that make the great wall of china look like a sandcastle. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (totally not cheating, we promise).

so come on down to our server where the only racism you’ll see is between the red and blue team in our epic capture the flag battles. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Nova

200 GB, Anarchy, Ban, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, Gaming, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, java, multiplayer, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP, regular player base, Server, server reset, Spawn Projects, unmoderated

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	2925	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Overview	Nova Anarchy is a Minecraft server run by a small team of friends. They have completed various projects and have a growing player base. The server allows hacking, griefing, PvP, and base building with no resets. Chat is not moderated and there is a Discord server for community interaction.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Are there any rules against PvP?	No, PvP is allowed on the server.
Is the server ever reset?	No, there are no resets on the server.
Is chat moderated on the server?	No, chat is not moderated and players can say whatever they want.
How can I join the server’s Discord server?	You can join the Discord server at http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
What is the Java IP for the server?	You can connect to the server at Nova-anarchy.net

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