Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further than The Faggots of Canada SMP! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you could be chosen as the Chicken King’s royal advisor, tasked with important duties like organizing the annual chicken dance-off and overseeing the construction of the Great Egg Pyramid.

So what are you waiting for? Join The Faggots of Canada SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the llama mafia – they don’t take kindly to outsiders messing with their fashion show.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
Potions Brewed: 39 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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