The Coping Dead Official Modpack Server: Zombie Survival Edition 1.18.2

1.18.2, coping, Curseforge, Dead, Discord, Edition, Factions, Guns, healing system, Ip:, Loot, marketplace, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Official, Other, Planes, PvP, Server, Shop, Survival, Vehicles, zombie, zombies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	1202
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	110	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server: The Coping Dead
Modpack: The Coping Dead Modpack
Discord: The Coping Dead Discord
IP: 185.137.94.95:25565

Overview:

The Coping Dead is a re-make of the old Crafting Dead modpack. It has 98 mods, which include Lost Cities, the Crafting Dead core mods (guns, healing system, zombies), custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes and other mods. Our server has custom points of interests where loot spawns, you can create factions to fight against other survivors, we have a shop where you can sell your loot and a marketplace to trade valuable items.

FAQ:

1. How do I join The Coping Dead server? To join The Coping Dead server, you need to have the modpack installed. You can download the modpack from here. Once you have the modpack installed, you can use the IP address 185.137.94.95:25565 to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on The Coping Dead server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the server rules on our Discord server or by asking one of the admins in-game.

3. Can I form alliances with other players on The Coping Dead server? Yes, you can create factions and alliances with other players on The Coping Dead server. Working together with other survivors can increase your chances of survival in the post-apocalyptic world.

4. Is there a shop on The Coping Dead server? Yes, we have a shop where you can sell your loot for in-game currency. Visit the shop to trade your items for valuable resources that can help you survive in the harsh environment.

5. How do I report a bug or issue on The Coping Dead server? If you encounter any bugs or issues while playing on The Coping Dead server, please report them to the server admins or moderators on the Discord server. We appreciate your help in improving the server experience for all players.

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Buildings Constructed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Votes:	7865
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7948
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	294
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	4314

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	334567
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3846	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	108	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!