The continents world

Abilities, Alvafinis, bedrock, Builders, console, continents, Cross-Play, Discord, EU, Gamers, grind, java, Minecraft, NA, PC, pvpers, Races, Roleplay, Server, Tournaments, VC, world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	The Continent’s World
Server Type	PVP, Building, Casual Gaming
Features	– Hive Tournaments– Roleplay aspect– Different abilities and races– Bedrock and Java cross play– Weekly tournaments– VC based gameplay
Contact	Discord: Alvafinis

FAQs:

Q: What are the server’s main features?

A: The server offers Hive Tournaments, roleplay elements, different abilities and races for players to choose from. It also allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: Is the server population large?

A: The server has multiple continents with varying populations, but the one mentioned in the post is described as fairly small.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: The server is seeking PVPers, builders, and casual gamers who want to have fun and grind together.

Q: Are there specific requirements to join the server?

A: Players are required to be in VC (Voice Chat) while on the server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Interested players can add Alvafinis on Discord for more information.

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1842	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7883	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6582
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	768242
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Items Found:	7093	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	236
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mines Excavated:	2179
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	100128
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!