The Complicated Semi-SMP Vanilla Server: Same Old World, Just Confusing Updates

admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Confusing, dedicated server, distractions, freedom, linux kernel, Minecraft, multiplayer, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, SemiSMP, Server, Simple, Smooth, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, View distance, world, world border

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1851
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Simple SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Date	Information
8th May 2024	The Summer Season has begun! A new world awaits…
Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity. With up to 24 view distance and a high-spec dedicated server, you can experience the world in its full glory. There is no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP, one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on Simple SMP?	There are minimal rules on Simple SMP. As long as you’re respectful and not causing disruptions, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention on Simple SMP. The world is open for exploration and building.
Is there a world border on Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing you to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Is there a pay-to-win feature on Simple SMP?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Void Armor Forged:	17

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	3803	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	1643
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4629
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Towns Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Potions Brewed:	172	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4328	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Potions Brewed:	68	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Votes:	3519
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)