Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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