| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2827 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3420 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.
Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1196 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 3836 | New Chunks Explored: | 567640 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3245 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?
Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!
So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 277 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 239 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 267 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 628 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.
Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.
So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5447 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4902 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!
So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8634 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 157 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6289 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.
play.opanarchy.net:25659
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6692 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| IP | torrentsmp.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/torrent |
| Versions |
Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.
| – An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience |
| – Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes |
| – Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights! |
| – Fully integrated economy system with player shops |
| – Custom armor and tools |
| – Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore |
| – Skyblock; with some twists |
| – The ability to raid other islands! |
| – Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more |
| – Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore |
| – Quests & jobs |
| – Epic PvP with teams/clans |
| – Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools |
| – King of the Hill |
| – Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system |
| – Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned! |
| – Duels & Arenas |
| – Custom fishing system |
| – Griefing and stealing allowed! |
Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3794 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.
And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3927 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Votes: | 3314 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.
So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6828 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9339 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 191 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 384 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2761 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.
but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?
and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!
