Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Meteorites Collected: 0 Villages Defended: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

    The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

    But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

    Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • He Cucked Minecraft Server

    He Cucked Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

    Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6877 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

    Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crops Grown: 2564 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Euphonium City Minecraft Server

    Euphonium City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3910 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

    Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

    Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft Server

    The Anonymous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

    System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

    Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

    So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CivWorld Minecraft server

    CivWorld Minecraft server
    CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

    Arab Oasis Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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